Wednesday, December 21, 2011

Top Ten Super Sentai Team Finishers

Now I am going to start my first Top Ten. Please remember that this is my opinions only and does not concern anything of what people said.

And now we are going to have Top Ten Super Sentai Team Finishers. This will only covers full team finishers that is used frequently to finish off enemies. If there is less people in that attack, that's called combination attacks.

Also, I only covers something I've watched. If I never watch it, then it won't be there. So, no Showa.

10. D-Cannon (Dekaranger)


It's a dog! Don't you question me! And this thing didn't even get to be used a lot.

9. Gosei Buster (Goseiger)


To be truth, I love this thing. But I have to put it down here because it takes too long to just shoot the enemy with this. They have to say a really long dialogue then they agreed to shoot. It's like a countdown for each members. And it's wasting so many frames!

8. Voltech Bazooka (Timeranger)


It's a bazooka made out of smaller blasters. A BAZOOKA MADE OUT OF SMALLER BLASTERS!

7. Super Highway Buster (Go-Onger)


I don't know. It seems really cool that one of the weapon act as the bullet for the blaster...

6.  Rekka Daizantou Ozutsu Mode (Shinkenger)


This count as team finishers more because the four (or five) vassals give their discs, representing their powers to their leader. But why is it down here? Beause even if the series shows the disc using different power basics (Tora, Kabuto, Kajiki), it just the energy beam with different shape. No other side effect! Also, can I use Saisyu Ougi Disc or Super Disc or Zen Samurai Gattai Disc as the power basic?

5. Gokai Galleon Buster (Gokaiger)


Fine, this is just the same this as Rekka Daizantou's. But at least from the toy catalogue we know that we can use any keys for that! And the sound effects are addicting! RED CHARGE! PINK CHARGE! GREEN CHARGE! SUPPRESSOR CHARGE! RISING STRIKE!

4. Triple Connection Triple Gadget (Hurricanger)


I love this for how you can use it in three different modes. And it comes with three different effects! How's that, Shinkenger?!

3. Super Dino Victory (Abaranger Vs Hurricanger)

A blaster made up of weapons from two team. Now that's cool! I mean, how many time can you see such thing happens? It's not even impossible!

2. Evil-Crushing Hyakujuken (Gaoranger)


It's a sword! Not a blaster! A freaking huge sword made up by a lot of weapons! How awesome is that?

1. Dual Crusher (Boukenger)


But, this thing can be used by one person only, right? Maybe, but Boukenger keeps on using it as the main finishing weapon. It have two styles; Drill Head and Mixer Head. To think about it, it is kinda humiliating for the enemies if they ever get hit by the Mixer Head first then got destroyed by Drill Head. Think about it, you get froze by cement and when you have hard time breathing inside there, without any warning you got drilled that lead to your defeat.

New Blog!

I finally made my mind to create the blog only for my fanfics. So, don't worry because I'll spent my times doing my opinions here...

In the mean time, check this out:-
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Fanfic 2 Read: Super Sentai Vs Power Rangers

This one supposed to be known as Fanfic (NOT) 2 Read. I don't like this thing, but I'll still review it anyway.

Super Sentai Vs Power Rangers is a fanfiction made by Sean Akizuki. Looking at how good this blog goes, one would have thought that this fic is going to be superb.

It's not.

This one sucks so bad. So bad that even Long would rather run into Doukokugan back.

This fic is known for how over biased the story goes. Sean favors more of his favorite characters than others and even bashing some characters. Read it on your own risk. Wear sunglasses in case of bleeding.

The story starts with Jetman recruiting some of the newer Super Sentai teams to build a team to fight the evil forces of United Alliance of Evil, consist of Radiguet (leader) and some other villains, mostly big bads of both Power Rangers and Super Sentai series. While that happen, Power Rangers (Saban's version only) eventually shown up and join forces with the Super Sentai. The bad guys travel across the time to create a paradox in order to eliminate Super Sentai once and for all while the good guys prevent those from happening. Owh, Gokaiger here isn't canon, so consider this story is AU.

Sounds really cool, isn't it? Except the part where Sean didn't use the characters available in the story. This thing gives out a lot of issues that I might could not mention all in this post.

In that abomination, we will mostly seen Takeru, Mako, Gai Yuuki, Hoji, Gokaigers, Satoru, Sakura, Cole, MMPR, Justin, PR Samurai, Kaoru, Spike and some others I could not traced. The funny thing is, it is already mentioned in the first chapter and forwards that there are a lot of Super Sentai in that secret base, yet Sean keeps on using some that he loves, leave the one he is neutral with doing nothing, and punish the one that he doesn't really likes.

Let's have a riddle for a while. What do you get when you cross Jetman with softer and lighter tone? A punch from a Jetman's fan.

Okay, so you are telling me that you are combining characters from darker series and lighter series into one fanfic? That's fine, but at least don't make the whole story softer then Goseiger.

I feel like reading Power Rangers adaptation here! The whole storyline is so not making any sense that even Bruce Kalish will laugh out loud and die on his bed for this!

First, we have a really bad characteristic change. Every single people there sounds so bad. They doesn't sound what they are supposed to sound like. Even Radiguet gets the same treatment. He suddenly looks stupid more than Oiles Gils. He is supposed to become a character everyone hate and suddenly he become an ass clown.

And why is he the leader of bad guys? Why not Long? He is the immortal dragon. And how did Radiguet knows how to seal Long back to Doukokugan? Did he learn Rin Jyuken? This doesn't make sense even one bit!

Okay, this one still have Gokaiger in it. It's non-canon style, fine. But where is Marvelous badassery! He is supposed to be one dude most girls would fell for, if he is not be careful. Him in this just being plain.

And since we have thousand of character here, we have to bear reading their full names over and over. I mean, is it really hard for everyone to memorized the characters that was taken from TV SHOWS!?

And we have weird crack pairings. Kiros and Mako? Okay, that's fine. Yosuke and Tori? Hmm...that's interesting. Hurricanger and Ninja Storm... Billy and Ranru? Uh-huh...*stare* Spike and Kaoru? Wait, what? Radiguet and Kimberly? Cole and Sakura? WHAT. THE. HELL. IS THIS GUY THINKING!? Are you making an interracial porn here? Or is this just another stupid wet dream and you had to share that with us?

And some good characters are mentioned with out them doing anything good! What's with that? What were they doing this whole time? Did they say anything about going to join in the fight?

And I am sick on looking at how (you know what. He disgraced the name Sean, so I just called him Zukini) Zukini loves Cole so much that he had AkaRed infuse body with him and giving him his own Super Sentai form called Red Conquerer, which is basically Gao Red/Red Wild Force with AkaRed's helmet. Can't you at least make it original?

Why and how AkaRed infused his body with Cole? Just because AkaRed made of hope of past Super Sentai, doesn't mean he doesn't have a solid body to fight by his own. Why Cole? Why you paired him with Sakura? And why Sakura?

We also had to see the same character over and over that it feels like any other people there are just demoted to kurokos.

And he keep on bashing anyone he dislike over and over and thinking about how funny that event is. Which is not. Is Zukini is a bully in his school that he enjoys looking at other people misery? Is that why he made that detention center scene, which is unnecessary and stupid at the same time?

Detention center is a place where Zukini use this punish anyone he dislike by putting stones on their back (or that's what I read). What is this, a military? Did you expect all other rangers are as tough as when they are not transformed?

The fight scene isn't good either. One thing we knew there will be a huge great fight and 2 seconds later we found out the good guy wins. He doesn't even describe how the fight goes. Did you know how long we authors had to take just to make a good fight scene? Don't ignore it like it is not important!

And don't get me started on the Ranger Keys segment that is recently aired. If you guys didn't know how Ranger Keys actually work, it can only be used by being held by their original users and through Mobirate and Gokai Cellular, except Gokaigers' Ranger Keys since they are powers in the form key anyways.

By the word of Zukini, you only need to hold the key tight and shout the magic words (the words those Sentai used to transform) to become the specific rangers. That doesn't make sense, even if the whole story is AU. What if I hold Go-On Gold and Go-On Silver keys, can I become Go-On Wings? Or Gokai Red and Gokai Green, can I become Battle Italia-I mean, Gokai Christmas? Or if I were showered in all keys, can become an abomination of Super Sentai by shouting those words one by one? Can I call that Chimera Ranger (which I'm going to use in one of my fics)?

The whole story is suck so bad! Even the crossover with other past Sentais' interactions is bad! The whole time traveling is like as follows: Hey, It's that guy! Let's fight together! Don't worry, I'll handle this. Done, bye-bye!

You know, it's suck so bad that I wish Zukini turns into the real Zuccini so Radiguet can eat him...

There's a lot of thing I would like to say, but I get information explosion when I am writing this post. It's just too many that many people had complained over and over. And yet he doesn't even listen to us.

I give this sh- pickle 0.1 stars out of 5. No pictures and links given through the post because it doesn't deserve this. Just google it yourself if you want to read this so bad...

Tuesday, December 20, 2011

Shinkenger Love

The term that I came up myself...
  
Now, what you need is love symbols for each box...

Originated earlier this year after I saw a lot of fanfics for Shinkenger just got over...the top!

Shinkenger is a Super Sentai series that is widely famous for how Power Rangers adaptation nearly got canceled away from people's eyes...just kidding. The series is known for how epic it can be. And also the first originality that nobody would ever though; Samurai! Also the first SS to get 3D treatment for the summer movie, which is seriously short. Either thanks to the budget on Decade, or on the "thwee-dee" or both.

Now, since Shinkenger's storyline is really good that you can see that the characters' personality undergo really good developments.

By using the myth of "All Fanfic Writers Are Female" and seeing how romantic storyline always been associated with ladies, plus how much Shinkenger's pairings are, and how those pairings are still left unsettled, try to do the math.

Kotoha: Chiaki-kun, may I give you a massage like a good wife did on the bed?
Chiaki: Well, why not- Wait, what!?
The result? Thousand of fanfics regarding those Shinkengers. Even without love story, they tend to get more important roles and storylines if the fics are crossovers. What worse, those crossover even gets romantic treatment!

The human-origami love.

I know most of us are disappointed with Toei for not finishing the pairing so that it can become like Jetman, but there's no need for a lot of stuff about how Kotoha loves Chiaki/Takeru/Ryunosuke/Genta/Hikoma/Juzo/Mako/Dayuu/Shitari/Doukoku/Alata/Tsukasa/Kaito/Nanashi/Kuroko/Flute/Shinkenmaru/Saru Origami/Hiden Disc! Enough is enough!

When a love arrow gone wrong...


As you can see, Kotoha suddenly becomes a launcher of thousand ships, thanks to her moe and how underage she is if we used international age. Eww!! You guys are so pedophile! How gross!

I do hope you guys stop doing those after seeing this.


This is something I hate because I have to see a lot of Shinkenger fanfics everytime I am searching for a new fic to waste my time on! Can't you see how tiring that is!

I don't care how cute TakeruXMako/TakeruXKotoha/TakeruXRyunosuke/TakeruXChiaki/TakeruXGenta/TakeruXJuzo/MakoXKotoha/RyunosukeXMako/ChiakiXDayuu/KotohaXFlute/HikomaXKuroko/GentaXSushi/ShinkenmaruXHidenDisc pairing is! I don't like how you waste on time doing something that would most likely ended up the same thing!

Seriously, guys. Let us all stop this pointless act of overdoing it before Shinkenger ended up as Den-O sentai version, overused and hated by most fandom.

Since Gokaiger is now really becoming famous, I do hope we won't get any a lot of Ahim and Marvelous/Joe/Don/Luka/Gai/Basco/Oiles Gils/Damaras/Insarn/Ackdos Gils/Sally/Gai Yuuki/Gavan/Mobirates/Gokai Cellular/Ranger Keys/Gokai Gun/Gokai Saber/Takeru/Kotoha/Any other Shinkenger/Any other Super Sentai/Eiji Hino/Any other Kamen Rider/Radiquet/ChrisX and worse of all, Sean Akizuki...

By looking at her cuteness, I'm not sure if those above will not happen...

A Blog Devoted Only For My Fanfics?

I first found this idea by ChrisX a.k.a. Neo Juste Belmont. He does this for his Super Sentai Vs Super Sentai fanfic. At first, I thought, "hey, why not I have this too?"

But then I feel that my fics that nobody actually cared does not deserve one...

Then, I found Sean Akizuki's for his Super Sentai Vs Power Rangers. That fic sucks so bad yet he still have a blog for that! This is unacceptable!

But, if I did the said blog, would anyone actually read and review my fics??

Tuesday, December 13, 2011

Kaizoku Sentai Gokaiger Vs Affliate Zero: Self-Promote

You: Oh my god, what's this? An annual Vs Movie with Gokaiger? Featuring...wait, who is Affliate Zero? Some kind of indie tv show in Japan? A crossover with an unknown show?

Turn out, that's just my newest fan fiction featuring the well-known Gokaiger with my own characters, Affliate Zero.

In case you guys never read this (which I'm sure you guys never heard of this before), Affliate Zero is a story where I crammed together Super Sentai, Kamen Rider and some other Tokusatsu while creating some OCs , making the story massively multiplayer style.

And now I am featuring 6 OCs to fight side by side with 6 Gokaiger, while featuring some characters from Affliate Zero and some Super Sentai alumni.

The story is happens right after the Gokaiger gets the MachFalcon, so no Kanzen Gokai-Oh. But, I do going to have this Walz Gokai-Oh, a combination of Gokai-Oh and Great Walz. Hey, how is this possible? I don't know...

Now, the story is simple. 6 Affliate Zero goes to the world of Super Sentai to find auxiliary Ranger Keys. To search for the keys, they asked for Gokaiger helps. At the same time, Navi just tells the future and said that they have to work with "Prince Charming", which is obviously Shraffe from Affliate Zero.

And, they have an enemy named Arthur, who is having a pact with Basco. He can also summons drones from those keys. Owh yeah, he just gave Basco an auxiliary Neo Jetman's Ultimate Powers.

Obviously, I am not going to change the course of the story since it is really canon to the current tv show. But, I am going to play around by giving a reference to the episodes after.

Now, for the Affliate Zero bios...

1) Ashraf 'Shraffe' Naqiuddin/ Marzonn Zero
The son of the leader of Affliate, a military-like team that fight evil. A calm but playful leader. He has this medical condition called 'leaking hormone', where some girls might get effected and hilarity ensues. May seems appear as Mary Sue at first, but he is a weakling who hates fighting alone. And he scared of girls so much that he can get freaked out whenever there is more than 10 girls around him.

2) Syamir/Yami no Samurai
Shraffe's cousin. Can perform a good combination attack together. The most calm person, except with Shraffe. He can be playful too, and this is sometimes triggered by Shraffe. He also have 'leaking hormone', but in lesser quantity. Already have a girlfriend, Ayumi (Magi Pink) and an affair with Yumi (Go-On Silver)

3) Sarah Syarifah/Gunslinger
Psychotic girl that hides it well under her calmness. Shraffe's girlfriend. She loves challenging any girls to steal his boyfriend away, which makes him crank up, since he is one loyal boyfriend. It seems she has zero jealousy toward other girls. Also, she believes that Shraffe won't cheat on her, which causes her to do that challenge.

4) Ferhad/Ninja Naruto
A man with a power of Naruto, the eponymous character from an anime. He is one messed up man who is being teases by everyone a lot.

5) Yon Seong-ni/Black Shi
Shraffe's cousin. She is a Korean and her face matched Tiffany from SNSD, which makes her really angered whenever people compare her with the singer. She can kick ass, which differs those two. She also spoil to Shraffe, thinking him as a father figure.

6) Eiji Hino/Kamen Rider OOO
The Affliate Zero's counterpart of Kamen Rider OOO. He still retains his naive, but he is now growing due to joining Shraffe.

Feel free to read it and review it...

Saturday, December 3, 2011

What If Stories

I know that when watching certain stories, one would have wondered why that kind of event happens when something else better could have happened. So, in this 'What If' segments, I would tell a story (mostly Tokusatsu) that would change the current atoryline of any show...
Anyone who read this can give a suggestion of what What If story should I post about...