Saturday, May 26, 2012

Fanfic 2 Read: Kaizoku Sentai Gokaiger Vs Power Ranger Samurai

Ah! I am finally back! After a long time of hibernating from blog posts that nobody actually care about and from fanfiction of fictions, someone finally help me by telling me what could I post next. Thanks a lot, ChrisX. Check out his post because it seems he is waay better than me in getting ideas on what to post. Seriously, I have no idea on what should I do.

Before I talked about Zukini's Super Sentai Vs Power Ranger, where we found out how much unsatisfactory I can have toward his. My fanfiction is cretainly bad, but I certainly hates someone who is waay worse than mine.

So, if you think that SSVsPR is bad because of the uncontrollable amount of characters, you might have thought that smaller amount of characters will make more differences, right? Well, let me introduce you to Kaizoku Sentai Gokaiger Vs Power Ranger Samurai by Arnold McGuire 335.

If there is a team-up of these two only, I'm still going to support it. In fact, I'm doing it right now...


A hate fic. Showing his hatred toward Power Rangers. Making them a bad guy when we obviously know that ALL Power Rangers are good people. Seriously, have you ever seen bad Power Rangers? Owh, you are thinking about Green Mighty Morphin, Psycho Rangers and White Dino Thunder (both versions) right?

Well, guess what! Green MM and White DT (Trent) are all used by evil. They couldn't think straight much at that time. But when they do, they started fighting for good, right? And the other White DT is just a clone all along. Psycho Rangers? They don't have the word 'Power' inside their team name. You cannot call them Power Rangers without that...

So, Arnold's sole reason for hating PR is because, we all know, they are adaptations of Super Sentai. So what?

Why won't he goes mad about Zaido, Metal Heroes' adaptation to Philipine? And what about Kamen Rider Dragon Knight, KR Ryuki's US version?

I don't mind if you want to hate on Power Rangers IF their story are really bad (example: Disney's Power Rangers, mostly SPD, except RPM) but NOT because of the fact that they are adaptations.

So what if there people who thinks every colored heroes are Power Rangers? It's not like they actually know what Super Sentai is. They don't get the sudden knowledge of Super Sentai after watching Power Rangers to actually acknowledge them. You know them by research.

And they did not deserve the hate because they obviously tell everyone that they are adapted from Super Sentai in the credits. Owh, wait. Did anyone actually bother in watching credit? No? Well, that's your fault. Don't blame them.

To be honest, I love Power Rangers as well, especially RPM. Maybe not much on Samurai, but there are Power Rangers that is awesome! Just like how there are Super Sentai that gives a bit of facepalming by fans...

Anyway, back to the fanfic, it's mostly about how the two team meet up and fight. Without any proper intro. They were all like "Hey, I hate you. Let's fight."

Seriously? The very first introduction they could have get in any team up is "Who are you? Let's introduce ourselves together."

Heck, I don't think Carranger Vs Ohranger did "I hate you. Let's fight," before they fight each other. They were more like "Why are you helping that thing that I think is evil? You deserve a fight!" kind of thing.

You know what good intro I think we should have for both group? Like this:

Luka: Shinkenger? But we have their keys.

Gai: They are not Shinkenger! Not from what I know.

Marvelous: Interesting!

Emily: Are they...Power Rangers too

Mike: Maybe they are the different kind of Power Rangers. You know, like RPM?

Jayden: Let us find out.

There. Simple. Is it so hard to think of something like that?

Owh, and guess what? He makes it as if Samurai are evil that they trusted obviously monsters that easy. Not to be racist here, but if you never have an alien friend before, how can you trust a monster-looking alien to fight human-looking alien that obviously leaving with earthling peacefully just like that? What, is Samurai lose their kindness now, that they just blatantly fight them?

And no! Power Rangers are NOT the copy of Super Sentai! Let me ask you this. Is the name of the Red Samurai is Takeru Shiba? Is the name of that thing they use to change is called Shodophone? Is the villain is called Gedoushuu? Is the name of the goddamn main robot is Shinken-Oh? Are the characters of the show are mostly Japanese? Are you thinking that Power Rangers are not just the imitation of Super Sentai? Then if all the answers are no, then congratulations! You failed English! You literally didn't know what the meaning of the word "copy".

Call me Grammar Nazi, but you are literally making yourself a fool if you think that way, the same as how fool those people who thinks Super Sentai is the adaptation of Power Rangers. No, maybe you are worse because you actually know those two!

And how did the two team ended up together? I DON'T KNOW! NO F(BLEEP)ING EXPLANATION!

We all know that in Super Hero Taisen, Marvelous actually said to the rest of Gokaigers that both Kamen Riders and Super Sentai cannot live in the same world together. Meaning, somehow their worlds emerge.

But did Arnold say anything about how the two fuse? No idea. He didn't even mention any.

And Mega Mode is used outside of Megazord battle? How stupid is...he? Or she? I don't know, can someone confirm this Arnold's identity? I don't even know if he is a human or a Zangyack alien. Maybe he works with Basco, trying to put up a fight between the two team so that Gokaiger will get casualities while Basco effortlessly get all the powers. Maybe he works with Deker, trying to kill of those Samurai so that Jayden will be in despair and agree to fight Deker?

Either way, the fic is cancelled because obviously hate fics will never get their proper endings.

Hmmm, this Arnold alien give me a good one-shot review fic idea; a continuation of that thing! I'll give you a spoiler, thanks to RPM and Akibaranger, the barrier of the worlds will be open and let the two team to beat up Arnold to death. Okay, maybe worse than just dead...

Owh, stars? Nah, this thing is already canceled, so it does not deserve even 0.000001 star(s).

Seriously, if you guys are looking for a better Gokaiger Vs Samurai, just read GokaiMaster's because it is indeed the true team up fic.

(SELF-PROMOTING SINCE NO ONE SEEMS TO CARE ABOUT MY FANFIC-EXCLUSIVE BLOG)

If you guys looking for a fic that combines Japanese's Tokusatsu Super Heroes, American's Marvel Super Heroes (since I don't read DC) and some other stuff that knows how to handle an incredibly uncontrollable amount of characters, read my Affliate Zero. If you want to know how the lives of certain heroes like Marvelous, Ahim or Gentaro from Kamen Rider Fourze if they have different storylines, read my Affliate Zero: Sacred Jewelries. Or to know what happen if men are extinct to only few people on the earth, read my Affliate Zero Side-Story: Apocalypse.